A Swiss man, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.  "Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he asks. The two Americans just stare at him.  "Excusez-moi, parlez vous Fracais?" he tries. The two continue to stare.  "Parlare Italiano?" No response. "Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.  The Swiss guy drives […]