Right-click on the desktop

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”

 Customer: “Ok.”

 Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”Customer: “No.”

 Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”

 Customer: “No.”

 Tech Support: “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”

 Customer: “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”