There is a new virus going around, called “work.” If you receive any
sort of “work” at all, whether via email, Internet or simply handed to
you by a colleague … DO NOT OPEN IT.
 
This has been circulating around our building for months and those who
have been tempted to open “work” or even look at “work” have found
that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.
 
If you do encounter “work” via email or are faced with any “work” at
all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the
words “I’ve had enough… I’m off.”
 
If you receive “work” in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag the “work” to your garbage can.
 
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I’m afraid the “work” virus has
already corrupted your life.