Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today. The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991…

• They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up..
  
• The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
  
• They have always had an answering machine.
  
• They have always had cable..
  
• Popcorn has always been microwaved.
  
• They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
  
• They don’t know who Mork was or where he was from.
  
• McDonald’s never came in Styrofoam containers.